I heard we made out
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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