i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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