Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. http://tfl.nu/uxcc
  Replies (60) Good night (8309) Bad night (1709)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall http://tfl.nu/krc7
  Replies (43) Good night (11627) Bad night (779)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers http://tfl.nu/ovgd
  Replies (23) Good night (964) Bad night (4679)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday. http://tfl.nu/tx0i
  Replies (16) Good night (6267) Bad night (1066)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues. http://tfl.nu/beiy
  Replies (13) Good night (927) Bad night (2742)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days. http://tfl.nu/nw4c
  Replies (10) Good night (687) Bad night (4338)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high. http://tfl.nu/trcx
  Replies (20) Good night (3264) Bad night (1277)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night http://tfl.nu/g2hp
  Replies (16) Good night (1076) Bad night (3639)
• Favorite

  (481): View more from

  I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (481): I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW http://tfl.nu/doc5
  Replies (8) Good night (2109) Bad night (558)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka. http://tfl.nu/sj2z
  Replies (6) Good night (3229) Bad night (1054)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets. http://tfl.nu/ksjf
  Replies (10) Good night (846) Bad night (1550)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO? http://tfl.nu/uhod
  Replies (4) Good night (780) Bad night (637)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them. http://tfl.nu/b8xn
  Replies (3) Good night (683) Bad night (273)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage. http://tfl.nu/sckj
  Replies (3) Good night (299) Bad night (672)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere

  (514): View more from Quebec

  Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere (514): Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever http://tfl.nu/1t8i
  Replies (6) Good night (1116) Bad night (259)

Randomize