My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.