if you like me you must not know who I am
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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