pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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