So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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