happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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