He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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