Whod you bang
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Two words: blizzard sex
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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