Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
