And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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