You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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