need another drink. this is the easiest way
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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