i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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