We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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