She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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