I'm going to jail i love you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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