Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I am one with the molecules
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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