It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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