no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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