hotel room ftw
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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