I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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