Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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