omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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