okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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