I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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