You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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