Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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