shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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