the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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