It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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