Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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