Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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