Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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