Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm always down for nudity.
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