I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you win again, gameday.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
