She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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