saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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