and i looked up. we had an audience...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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