I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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