I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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