I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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