Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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