i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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