I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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