Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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