I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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