This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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