porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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