I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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