How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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