I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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