im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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