I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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