Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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