i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I just put wine in my tea
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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