It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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