O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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